3.12.2009

Dim Sum Roundup! Living Like a Bachelor or How to Gain Five Pounds in a Week


"What I really lack is to be clear in my mind what I am to do, not what I am to know, except in so far as a certain knowledge must precede every action. The thing is to understand myself, to see what God really wishes me to do: the thing is to find a truth which is true for me, to find the idea for which I can live and die. ... I certainly do not deny that I still recognize an imperative of knowledge and that through it one can work upon men, but it must be taken up into my life, and that is what I now recognize as the most important thing."

Søren Kierkegaard, Letter to Peter Wilhelm Lund, August 31, 1835

Man... those European existentialists were heady guys. I think I have figured out the answer to this question for myself of course, because I believe one can only deal with the whole crisis of human existence for ones' self. I think God really wishes me to be inspired by the things I see and find pleasure in the things I eat. Therefore, it is my mission to always seek out new and interesting things, experience different cultures, imbibe freely and taste heartily.

I have clearly been watching too much Anthony Bourdain lately and wish I could somehow rig a Freaky Friday (the original with Jodie Foster not the new one with what's her name) life swap with the guy. Anyway, if Nietzsche or Heidegger didn't think traveling around, seeing new sights and eating yummy food doesn't give life plenty of meaning, they were born in the wrong century or didn't appreciate the fine art of consumption enough.

Maceo Has Made a Bed on My Desk


Dana just spent roughly three weeks in Amsterdam working in Hilversum and before I went over to meet him for a brief but delicious tryst in one of my favorite old European cities, I spent a week living like a bachelor and eating all my meals out. At the time, I was also reading three books concurrently and aggressively interviewing for jobs so I found myself out in the city quite a bit, looking for places to kill an hour or two and knock off a few chapters.

While I'm at it, I will highly recommend
The Radical Leap by Steve Farber who turns a lesson in leadership into parable and makes business books fun! As well as Special Topics in Calamity Physics by Marisha Pessl which I have sadly just read was optioned by a major movie studio. Boo. It's a fun read (maybe a tad over stylized) that channels many great works of the Western Cannon and keeps you up late with an underlying whodunit. I also started reading Midnight's Children by Salman Rushdie but then I broke down and bought the new T.C. Boyle book, The Women about the many sorted and tumultuous love affairs of Frank Lloyd Wright as told through a Japanese protagonist who goes to apprentice with the legendary architect and philanderer in the 1930's.

I really couldn't resist. The idea that I would wait the year until this book came out in paperback was preposterous because Boyle is my favorite and every time I passed a book store it was as if the novel was mocking me and making a joke of my masochistic exercise in self control. I'll spend $200 on a pair of jeans but I want to wait a year so I don't have to pay $28 for a hardcover book? The hardcover thing is a slight deterrent. They just don't travel as well. I immediately started consuming this book, swallowing chapters in big gulps like downing a raspberry smoothie.

Gettin' Comfortable


Boyle has perfected a genre I'll call the fictional biography. There may be an actual literary term but I don't know what it is. He constructs these vivid portraits of real people and introduces fictional characters to interact with his subject matter, whose perspective the story is told through.
Of course there is fictional dialogue and many embellished facts but the result is always a facinating portrait of a truly memorable historical figure.

He
did this with Alfred Kinsey in The Inner Circle or a little differently with John Harvey Kellogg in The Road to Wellville. The latter was also a movie starring Mathew Broderick, Bridget Fonda, John Cusack and Anthony Hopkins as the aforementioned Dr. Kellogg, a health pedalling fanatic who claims to be able to cure all that ails you at his sanatorium in Michigan with a steady diet of corn flakes, colonics, strange laughing exercises and cold naps.

Lord have mercy. I am totally off topic and I haven't event started yet. Quickly then, on with the food. This will be quick, lots of pretty pictures and snappy little comments. Nothing too cerebral. I'm not joking when I say I gained five pounds in a week. Okay, it was more like 3.5 pounds in 10 days but still!

EXHIBIT 1: 303 Cafe; A Good Place to Read


So this is my neighborhood spot. It's right up the street, does a nice breakfast/brunch, as well as lunch and dinner and has a limited but fairly inventive beer and wine menu. This place does simple fare best. For breakfast, it's Eggs Benedict all the way, which I had already devoured when I took this photo. This was the day after Dana left. Notice my two books. I do that so people will think I'm wicked smaht and so they won't try to strike up a conversation with me. What you see here is the remnants of my mimosa and coffee. We like 303 but they sometimes over complicate their dinner dishes and their sandwiches are a bit heavy. I also always leave there smelling like food.

EXHIBIT 2: Ole - Inman Square; Later That Same Day


On that rainy Sunday night, Christie was still in town after the wedding reunion extravaganza at Enormous Room so we saw a movie (I will not admit which one in a public forum) with our friend Michelle and then went to Ole in Inman Square for some Mexican. I like this place. They do classic Mexican dishes very well and some more interesting/authentic stuff as well but I always feel a little bad shelling out $18 for an entree when I can get great Mexican in my neighborhood for like five bucks. More on that later. There are two meals from this week of gluttonous debauchery which I will save for its very own showcase and one is a Salvadorean/Mex joint in my hood.

Mole, Mole, Mole, I've got Love in My Tummy!


They do this giant guacamole made to order in a molcajete right at the front of the restaurant. It's good... I'd like a little more cilantro and a little less lime. On this particular evening I was famished having eaten nothing but my eggs bene and some popcorn which I brought from home in an effort to not eat the fake butter laden stuff at the theater, so I went with the braised pork enchiladas mole (poblano).

Put mole on anything and I'm happy. That blissful comingling of cacao, ground nuts and sprices makes me drool even when it's not prepared well. I guess I just like drowning my meat in chocolate. You can get their enchiladas with chicken or vegetarian and with ranchera sauce instead of mole... but why would you??? That's the one thing about the "Mexican" places in East Boston. INo one in East Boston is really from Mexico so these places are really Colombian or Salvadorean and serve versions of Mexican favorites, but none of them do any kind of mole... not a rojo or verde, but it's the chocolatey poblano that makes me salivate.


EXHIBIT 3: Old Man Bar; Another Good Place to Read


This is kind of funny and I'm a little embarrassed to admit it but I love old man bars. Places with a lot of wood panelling, bottles of scotch and guys wearing trench coats, rubber shoes and fedoras. I have become quite fond of The Last Hurrah which is the bar at the Omni Parker House on Tremont. This place is super stodgy in a really nice, old Brahmin kind of way. You can almost feel the ghost of a Cabot floating around.

I spent an afternoon there reading my many books, enjoying a properly constructed vodka gimlet and gorging myself on their trademark bar snack - WARM MIXED NUTS!!!! It's pretty much the best thing ever and makes you never want to eat a boring ole room temperature nut again. They serve the good mix too with macadamias and Brazil nuts and they must have some kinda little warming machine behind the bar cause these puppies come out all toasty and delicious. Maybe it's just a microwave but I like to imagine a special, old man bar nut warming device. Hmmmm. Best of all (well, the nuts are the best part) they bring your business out on a little silver tray like you're Heloise at the Plaza!


EXHIBIT 4: Melted Cheese Skillet at Beacon Street Tavern

I'll admit it. I'm a creature of habit. I find places I like and I return again and again. Beacon Street Tavern is one of those places but I will say that my last few meals there haven't been as spectacular as previous delectable encounters with this establishment. They still mix a nice cocktail and the food is still good but I have noticed a slight decline. Certain dishes seem overly greasy, seasoned or heavy. Maybe I'm just being fussy. I hope it will go back to normal because this is just a great spot. It's a wonderful room with good, solid food at decent prices.

I was there with two girlfriends so we split the cheese skillet -
baked brie with caramelized onions, granny smith apples, toasted hazelnuts and served with grilled ciabatta. Of course they never give you enough bread to dip in there, but are happy to supply more if you just ask. This is a highly addictive little starter but not on the level of the Gouda skillet the B-Side used to serve. That was the bomb. I won't talk about it though because it just makes me sad.

Looks Can be Deceiving


I had the confit chicken sandwich - Gruyere cheese, baby spinach, slow roasted tomatoes, and honey dijon aioli with some sweet potato fries which ended up being the highlight of my meal. This dish photographs beautifully but was too heavy, greasy and fell apart when you picked it up. It wasn't terrible, it just wasn't that good. Not like the fish taquitos Beacon Street used to have on the menu that were superb! I think those should be a constant...

Something Devilish Done to Brussels Sprouts


We also shared some brussels sprouts that were quite good. Shredded and sauteed and seasoned nicely. Just enough savouriness to balance out the bitterness of the brussel sprouts. At the end of this fat laden meal, we indulged in a decadent slice of tres leches cake that was insanely sweet but that's just the nature of the dish so I won't complain too much.

Tres Leches Will Make Your Teeth Fall Out


This dish combines heavy cream, milk, condensed milk, oil, a lot of eggs... plus the stuff you need to make a cake - flour and whatnot. The result is a belly bomb. This could have put 3 pounds on me alone.

EXHIBIT 5: Sushi with the Faux Asian Kid at Douzo

So, I always enjoy getting some sushi with Kenji... mainly because he knows nothing about Japanese cuisine which I find endlessly entertaining. I think he must be in the witness protection program or something cause no one can grow up in Japan and know less about sushi than this kid. He likes tuna and salmon. That's all he knows. Anyway, Douzo, like Beacon Street Tavern is a mainstay and a place I frequent regularly.

If I want something on the budget end, I head to Snappy Sushi on Newbury or Ginza in Chinatown (even the sushi cooler at Whole Foods is a good choice) but if I don't mind dropping a little dough, Douzo is the way to go. I have tried them all. Oishii (overpriced and overdone); Haru (it's a chain not worth the prices); Fugakyu (love it but a little gimicky and always a mob scene); O Sushi (like it but there's always a wait and Douzo is better)... I have not yet been to O Ya and am planning this as my birthday meal. I will report back on my findings.

There are a million places one can get sushi in this fair city but if you want the somewhat upscale experience combined with truly top notch sushi, I like Douzo. It's solid. Always fresh, consistent, and they have a great variety of dishes if you want something beyond sushi. We had my favorite starter - sashimi naruto - tuna, yellowtail and salmon rolled in cucumber, and then this AMAZING miso yaki - sea bass with a sweet miso sauce.

Sashimi Naruto - Even Kenji Likes It!


We then had a bunch of amazing maki and some king crab sushi which I just can't resist when it's available. Of special note is the snow mountain - shrimp tempura topped with lots of snow crab and the dragon roll - sweet potato tempura wrapped with eel and some unagi. Love that one. Kenji likes things that taste like Big Macs so we got a volcano roll which is basically like a California roll, toasted with spicy mayo - it's the one on the right and it even looks like fast food.

Big Mac Sushi on the Right

This was a nice meal and Kenji refused to let me pay which was totally absurd so I owe him many shabu-shabu meals at my house. Kenji does shabu like no one else and I can always count on him to polish off those last pieces of beef and bok choy.

EXHIBIT 6: Me & Sam Adams Enjoying a Beer

This was a tasting night at the Sam Adams brewery in JP. If you're a friend of the brewery, you get alerted to these events and if you RSVP within minutes, you get on the list which gets you three samples and something to eat. On this night it was a rather soggy but quite large pretzel. Thank god I had a salad at Cambridge One before we went.

They were showing off their Imperial Series so you could try any of the three beers in this holy trinity. My mother would be horrified if she knew I was talking about beer like that. I had the stout and the double bock and they were exactly what you'd think - really strong!

Artistic Inspiration at Sam Adams


I also had a red ale which they had on tap and is being sold exclusively at a few Boston area bars... places I would never go so I'm glad I tried it. It was good but after having two out of the bottle, one off the tap was nice and probably made it taste better than it really did.

The Crew - Chillin in the Brewery

Cora (far left) gave me her last ticket so I got to sneak one more beer and I'm so glad I did cause it was a special treat. One of the rooms had a few bottles of the Chocolate Bock. Wow. This stuff is liquid dessert. It's really quite amazing though you couldn't do more than a pint and even that seems extreme.


There are two amazing meals missing from my week long binge but they will get their own post on budget dining. Shortly after all this gorging I did a short fast because I felt pretty gross. I was leaving for Amsterdam and didn't want to go over there all full of food and not be able to adequately sample the local fare so I took three days off and ate nothing but fruits and veggies. I was feeling good as new by the time I got to Holland and ready to put back some delicious cheeses, heavy soups and a few beers.

But as I'm sure you're done reading or stopped long ago, I'll pick that up later.

2.27.2009

No Cliché Here: Why Mom's Home Cookin' Rocks


Before I go misleading the masses I'm not talking about my Mom.

First off, I can say masses now because I added the Google Analytics code to my pages and am obsessively tracking and analyzing my traffic... "masses" might be a tad aggressive, but I have a few followers. Google is so amazing. I don't even need to go into this because I can't say anything people don't already know but the fact that I can sit here in my house, create this blog, apply analytics, tweak pages or link to them from other sites and instantly see the results for free is a thing of beauty. As an out of work marketer, the ability to leverage these tools, and stay fresh in my given profession is pretty cool. I heart Google. It's also so unbelievably user friendly a child could use it. As evidenced by the fact that I have figured this all out with zero help.

Midge Chillin By the Wood Stove


Anyway, about Mom. She is my Mom now but this is Dana's mother we're talking about... and while we're at it, his Dad also rocks because this cooking thing is a collaborative effort, among many other reasons. It's not that my Mom is a bad cook, she just doesn't cook a ton. Although strangely, it seems like she has started cooking more since my Dad retired. One would think she would have made more meals while the poor guy was working everyday but he was always the primary sustenance creator when he was doing the daily grind. However, none of that is really the point.


Dana's parents typically make a point of celebrating all of our birthdays with a special home cooked meal. It usually includes one of our favorite dishes or a dessert we particularly enjoy. They are great cooks and they have a few things they make regularly that are crowd pleasers - Swedish meatballs, homemade baked beans, pizza, these awesome hot dogs in BBQ sauce - yes, sounds simple but it's soooo good.

They also do a turkey dinner for both Thanksgiving and Christmas, which is beyond awesome. Didn't get enough in November? Fear not - there is another one coming in a month! W
hen they toy with replacing the Christmas feast with something else, say a roast beef, it sends panic throughout the family. For Easter, it's an awesome ham with a variety of amazing side dishes... and there in lies why Mom's home cookin rocks.

Erik Being a Sport on His Birthday


Dana's parents have always taken a smorgasbord approach to family dinners and it's pretty much the best thing ever. At just about every meal there is a meat dish or two. In the summer they might grill chicken and steak or swordfish (Dad is possibly the best griller on the planet), but then there will be 4-5 awesome sides all made from scratch. Potato or pasta salad, green bean casserole, antipasto or fresh veggies from the garden.
On our most recent trip down to the homestead, it was Erik's birthday and the amazing meal consisted of:

Meatballs & Pasta


Hot Dogs & Brats in BBQ Sauce


Moussaka (my recipe!) & Eggplant Parm


A Very Pretty Antipasto


Amazing Carrot Cake (Erik's Fav)


Apple Crisp


I mean honestly, can you think of anything more amazing? What a delicious and wide spectrum of hunger abating options.
The other thing that's so special about meals at home is that they have a garden that's bigger than most people's backyards. They live on several hundred (?) secluded acres in the northwest corner of R.I. where you can't even see their closest neighbor from their yard. I might be exaggerating how much land they have but it's a whole lot. They regularly have families of deer prancing around back there (extreme measures are taken to keep them from munching said vegetable garden) and Mom said there was a little fox back there a few weeks ago.

Their garden is huge and requires a ton of energy and effort but yields fresh vegetables at every stage of the season. Asparagus and rhubarb in the earlier months, green beans, zucchini and tomatoes in mid summer, eggplants, fresh herbs and to top it off - fresh corn as the summer months start to wane!
What's great is that they freeze and jar this stuff so they have fresh frozen produce all year. Love strawberry rhubarb pie (it's my favorite) - you can have a fresh from the garden (almost) one on your birthday - and Mom's pie crust is pretty much the best I have ever tasted. Super light and flaky and delicious.

They make a whole variety of jams, sauces, the best tomato soup ever, pickles and they freeze enough veggies that you’re eating corn that tastes like they just shucked it in February.
These people are industrious and probably put you to shame. Don't feel bad. They are also the nicest, kindest, most thoughtful people I know. We are very lucky to have them. I'm sure they are blushing. Good, they should blush. They’re awesome.

My Typical & Bountiful Plate


My birthday happens to fall on Easter this year and it’s always so close to Easter that we typical do a two-fer which I don’t mind cause I love the whole ham and potato salad deal and usually there is a strawberry rhubarb pie to be had. We also have the annual Easter egg hunt in which Mom hides plastic eggs for each of us that contain riddles and you have to solve the riddle hidden inside your egg to get to the next one. At the end there is a basket filled with fun stuff. This never gets old and I think we’re all afraid that one day she will think we’re too old for it and stop doing it. Plus… coming up with all those riddles every year has to be difficult.

Anyway, I had to give a shout out to the elder Woulfes because they're awesome people who make great meals that make our tummies happy.
Dana and I can only aspire to be like them one day... and for that to happen, he needs to be more helpful in the kitchen and handier around the house. He will kill me for saying that. He thinks he's very handy. He's getting there.

2.23.2009

A Contradiction in Names: Good Times at the Anything BUT Enormous Room & Reflections on the Best Weekend of My Life

Kenji looking fabulous as usual. Everyone we know assembled for a common goal and a really rockin sound track. Could anything be better? Only more room for dancing! Our favorite DJs made magic Friday night at the Enormous Room in Cambridge and the only thing that could have made it more fun is if they got rid of all those lethal glass tables scattered around the place for no other purpose but to take up perfectly good gettin down space!

It's still a little unclear to me what the theme was for the night. It was Mel and Greg's collective birthday's - theme 1. But the night was billed as Wedding Crack by our friend's Soul Clap and DJ Vuitton - theme 2. However, it seemed like an excuse for a bunch of people who hadn't seen each other in a while to get together, fight massive crowds, drink expensive cocktails and generally have a good time while crammed into a very small space - theme 3. Either way, a good time was had by all.

Me & Beth Muggin - I Swear My Eyeshadow Looked Normal When I left the House


Dana may have had too good a time and wasn't happy when he had to board a cross Atlantic flight on Saturday evening for a 3 week trip to Amsterdam. I know... poor Dana. He's actually working out of Nike's EMEA HQ in Hilversum with some market travel sprinkled in, but hopping on a plane was not topping his list of desired activities after Friday night's festivities.

Anyway, the guys from Soul Clap DJ'ed our wedding along with our friend Oliver and I believe it was the first time they had ever paired up for a tag team effort. We feel really lucky cause these guys are no slouches. They're super, fantastic, amazing DJs and the fact that they hauled it up to Maine on a holiday weekend to spin at our wedding was pretty decent. They put together a spectacular mash up that would please the fairly diverse crowd we had assembled. You're dancing to Madonna when all of a sudden it segues into Otis Redding... Parliament... Biggie... Bel Biv DeVoe. What crowd wouldn't be pleased? We couldn't drag some of our older guests off the dance floor and they easily spun for a full 6 hours.


That's the best part of getting married in a non-traditional location. We rented the entire summer camp so we could essentially go as late as we wanted and when everyone was danced out we moved the party down to the camp fire. I'm pretty sure the motivation for Friday night at Enormous Room was to recreate the magic that was the wedding tag team mash up and they were pretty successful. They ought to get a monthly residency or something because it was a lot of fun.

I Promise I'm Having More Fun Than I Appear to Be


It's a Nightclub, Right?


So I get that on other nights, Enormous Room is a chill little lounge-y place and the whole couches and dangerous glass coffee table aesthetic makes more sense when all those MIT kids are waxing poetic about solar cell efficiency, but on a Friday night when it's guaranteed to be a mob scene and you have super popular DJs spinning, can't you stash those tables somewhere? I get there would be nowhere for people to put their drinks but perhaps someone needs to rethink this layout. I mean, I feel for the cocktail waitresses in this place. There is one bar at the end of this bowling alley of a corridor so why muck up the lanes with all these sharp edged tables? Why not just sprinkle a few little wooden cubes around or something? I dunno.

Dana Terrorizing Tim; Tim Looking Dapper

I've been there to rock out to other great DJs like Certified Bananas but the sound kinda sucks (which is another issue entirely) and it's just not very conducive to dancing which seems a little ironic. At the end of the day, it really doesn't matter because if you get all your people out and everyone is in the proper mindset, the utter lack of enormity doesn't really matter.

This Double Cheeseburger is Not for Sissy's


Before we went to the not so Enormous Room, we enjoyed a lovely meal at the
Green Street Grill. Once again, the place was mobbed in typical 'Cambridge on a Friday night' fashion and I wonder how the wait staff doesn't go totally crazy and start flinging food at people as they fight their way past the throngs that stand 4 and 5 deep at the bar - the only thruway to the dining room. These poor people have hot plates stacked on their arms and have to balance trays of drinks as they navigate this minefield of dimwits, many of whom seem completely unaware that there are servers struggling to get through with some one's dinner. I couldn't do that job. I'm just not a nice enough person.

Wedding Rewind


The best thing about this weekend is that we had our entire wedding party in town with the exception of Scoobs. Steve couldn't make it for undisclosed reasons but I think it has something to do with not being able to handle my awesomeness. That or his big show coming up on March 5th which I will sadly miss. My sadness will be quickly abated by the joy I will feel when I land in one of my favorite European cities. Sorry Steve. I know your show will be awesome though.

Christie was here from Aspen, my sister drove up from NYC and well... everyone else lives here but they all came out which was pretty awesome. Just to remember what we're talking about, our wedding was a magical weekend over Labor Day at a kids summer camp in Fryeburg, Maine.
All our friends came and spent the weekend, sleeping in cabins and living like campers.

Simple Life at Camp


The Scene on Saturday Night at the Wedding


The Start of Something Brilliant!


We had a big ole BBQ on Saturday with a great bluegrass band, a collaborative painting (thanks
Josh), campfire, s'mores, sing-a-longs, etc.
We had use of all the camp facilities so during the day, we were swimming in the Saco River, playing all kinds of group sports - basketball, tennis, Frisbee, whathaveyou.

The Southern Maine Pickin' Society


Good Form Oondah!


Mel Gets Nice on the Court


Dana and his cohorts tried to coordinate a decathlon which I don't think was wildly successful. But mainly people just spent a lot of time outdoors, spraying themselves down with bug spray and acting like kids. It was such an awesome time and I think people were excited to see each other this weekend and recreate some of the camaraderie that comes with sleeping in a cabins together and sharing meals
at camp.

Ample Bug Spray Application (Even in Your Wedding Dress) Is Critical


I literally saw about 20 people I hadn't seen since the wedding so I was really happy, regardless of the intended theme and the relative smallness of the room. I know I was going to talk about a cheeseburger and I will, but posting photos from the wedding is fun so I will just add a few more. P.S. These are not my photos so I have to give credit to our photographer Leesha Boylan, as well as Josh, Mel, Sheryl, and whoever else might have snapped these. I'll admit it... I am a photo appropriate-er but at least I give proper credit.

Very Serious Sporting Endeavors: Fish, Sheryl & Fumika Create a New Olympic Challenge


Mel Channels Nicole Richie


Olivia's Signature Outfit



More Extreme Sports


The McAllister Clan & Cutest Baby EVER


The Campfire Scene at Night

It's Weird They're Both Making That Face


A Little Taste of the Gettin Down: Erik, Kristen & Alyssa Cut a Rug With Mom


A Lil Rope Jumpin?


Greg Does Some Russian Dancin



These Two Are Just So Pretty I Had To Post This


I Really Have No Idea What Is Happening Here




Oh Right, And the Actual Wedding Part!


Christie Reading Dante



Pretty Ladies


My College Crew (Steve Who Could Finish the Burger Far Left - No One Is Judging)



Scuba Steve and Marion


We Did Get a Serious Photo; This Isn't It


So, getting all the people together this weekend that made our wedding so beyond awesome was a treat. It was like people heard the words "Elle & Dana's Wedding" and they were canceling their plans to come out. That's how you know your wedding was pretty rockin. When people wanna have a reunion.

These Are The Awesome DJs (Minus Charlie - No Dis; Just Couldn't Find a Good Shot and This One is Priceless - Copyright Josh Falk)


Our DJs
were so totally amazing that weekend that people couldn't stop themselves from having fun if they tried and the same thing was happening on Friday. People were dancing even if they usually don't . I love seeing that. Dancing is so healthy. It makes you smile on the inside. Regardless of what the whole point of this Enormous Room thing was - it got all our friends out on a Friday night and for that, I'm super thankful to Eli, Charlie and Oliver. It was a cool little wedding reunion for us.

Back to That Burger

Bet ya didn't think I'd start talking about food again! So at Green Street they do a lot of nice, sophisticated meals with things like pork belly and truffles. Things that have been reduced and emulsified. On this particular night however, our entire party was famished. I'm talking... nothing more than a handful of grapes and a little piece of cheese to eat in the past 8 hours hungry. Therefore, not so shockingly, we all ordered the bacon double cheeseburger. This isn't your average double stack. The thing is huge and quite delicious. I am forever forgetting to photograph my meals so I had to take a picture of Steve's cause he was the only one who couldn't handle it and left enough for me to get a decent depiction.

Fuzzy Photo of The Burger Steve Couldn't Finish

The do some really nice starters at Green Street and we had a few orders of the short rib which is served bone-in with a green papaya salad and the lobster fritters which are essentially like little lobster filled dough balls fried to a nice golden brown. I grew up in R.I. so I always think a fritter is going to be like a clam cake which is very doughy and chewy but this was nice and light. We also had an order of mussels which come in a coconut-red curry-lobster broth with cherry tomatoes & basil. They were good but not as good as the ones we had at the Portsmouth Brewery. Those were the best mussels in a curry broth I have EVER had. Yum. The food there is quite good.

Vodka Gimlet - Fresh Lime Juice

Green Street will also mix you a proper cocktail and they have a lovely selection of beer and wine. Had we not been in such a rush to squeeze ourselves into the tiny room, I might have explored more. The bartender made a point of letting me know he would be using fresh lime juice for my gimlet which I prefer as it has a tart but not tangy taste and is more refreshing and less cloyingly sweet. It was quite good. I had another at the Enormous Room which paled in comparison.

So, that's all I got. This was a rambler. Sorry about that. Big burgers, fabulous weddings, nightclubs that are too small, totally awesome DJs that rock my world. It's all places I have been and things I have eaten, and at the end of the day, idle hands are the devil's playthings and we don't want the devil toying with my hands.